Kid, you'll move mountains...

beet-bowl:

listoflifehacks:

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OH MY

imsirius:

DAN: When you do interviews, you’re faced with the choice to either be the most boring person on earth or just get ridiculous things written about you from time to time
JOSH HOROWITZ: Sometimes it might be good to be boring
DAN: It might be but I just get bored of myself

                                [Happy 25th Birthday Daniel Radcliffe! (23 July 1989)]

I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.
(via misslucy-rose)

Yep.

(via kennakittymeow)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

God I love tumblr 😂

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

😂😂😂

mindofataurus:

This is important to know. As we evolve, so does our external reality.

mindofataurus:

This is important to know. As we evolve, so does our external reality.

Before my phone decided it was done taking any more pictures lol

Before my phone decided it was done taking any more pictures lol

Well that’s certainly interesting…

Well that’s certainly interesting…

Came home from work to an amazing salad dinner prepared by top chef bobby :)

Came home from work to an amazing salad dinner prepared by top chef bobby :)